Stay Puft? Yes Please!
Yes, these are what they appear to be; Officially Licensed, Beautifully Packaged, Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows. For $20 it’s a little pricey, but I’m ordering a pack next paycheck… WOOOHOO!
THE LONGEST (AND COINCIDENTALLY DUMBEST) SURVEY... →
10 HOW’S 10. How did you get one of your scars? On my left forearm is a scar from when I got my entire arm stuck in the facemask of someone’s football helmet in High School. 9. How did you…
Play Like a Girl: 2 Truths and 1 Lie
The Girls over at RHOK are playing a fun little game this Monday, and I’ll be tar’d and feathered before I allow them to have all the fun. So, here we go. I will tell you three things about myself and you have to guess which two are truths and which one is a lie. Ready? 1. I have met Bob Barker. 2. I have canoed over 100 miles in the past 10 years. 3. I have been to 10...
A Brand New Social Project →
On a recent lazy Thursday afternoon, the Abbster made an offer to me that I “couldn’t refuse.” She apparently had fallen into a special group of spy agents known only to the outside world as the…
The Albino's Guide to Targeted Posting →
If you’re like me (or any other human being with even a tiny speck of social life) you have several different groups of people in your life. The best thing about Facebook is that you can now connect…
Are you Sonic Slow?
This is Sonic, America’s Drive-In. Personally, I’ve spent more time at one of these Sonic Drive-Ins during the span of a week than I regularly spend at my local gym in an entire year’s time. But, as much as I love the place, I’m thoroughly agitated with my most recent experience. Can’t stomach it, as a matter of fact. ”Why,” you ask? I’ll tell...
Dave: In 20 Years
Interestingly enough, I’m related to Martin Short.
I realized the other day that most of the time, when things are going poorly some bad PR is involved. When you’re young there’s the PRincipal’s Office When you grow up there’s the PRobation Office Of course, no one wants to find themselves in the Witness PRotection PRogram, a PRostitution sting, or the PRostate clinic. And you’re really in trouble if you find...
The Blogging Elite and Cookies
Maybe it’s because I haven’t written a post in a while, but I’m feeling a bit shunned by the Tulsa Blogging Elite. There I go again. I sound like Sarah Palin. Maybe I can refudiate something while I’m at it. AAAAAANYWAYS…. The RHOK Ladies came to my comedy show Monday night. They didn’t laugh. Instead of posting a boisterous review of my...
It’s a late Thursday evening, and the weekend is fastly approaching… So, without further hub-bub, here are my picks for the weekend. Friday Kick the weekend off by strengthening your core muscles. You’ll need them for my Comedy Show on Monday. Saturday Watch Space Jam 4 times and veg out all day. Spare your face muscles so they can endure the workout on Monday at my Comedy...
Dave: The Sculpture
Looks like some folks from Cambridge have put together a sculpture of yours truly. Pretty awesome. But do they have to let the old ladies fondle it? Awkward
So it’s still technically Thursday… Here are my picks. Friday Stand outside Cinemark and hand out “promotional” Twinkies before the first showing of Despicable Me. Saturday hotglue several beach balls together to fashion a life preserving raft in preparation for the next urban flood. Sunday Leak to the internet who the Big Brother Saboteur is before...
It's been a while.
Yes, I realize I have completely abandoned you, the Albino faithful, for quite some time. But… But… I’ve been busy, blowing things up and getting comfy in my new job. Besides, I’m kind of boring. Now that I have a job, things are different. I have to actually be away from my computer for longer than 2 hours at a time… In fact, it’s nearly 8, sometimes 10...
Blah to Blogging
I’m too lazy to blog. I’ll be back after I go blow some stuff up.