June 2010
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Day One: DirecTV
Well, after a solid month of being unemployed, I have finally landed a position at probably the ONLY call center in Tulsa I haven’t previously been employed with… DirecTV.
First of all, waking up at 5am to eat chocolate cake is brutal; let alone waking up to face a long dreaded day of HR babble and paperwork. And, when I heard the once-familiar voice of Alan Crone give the morning...
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WatchAm I the only one NOT surprised?
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TDT PICKS
I’ve been busier this June than a one-legged dog in a butt-kickin contest. So, it’s no surprise the ever-professional Tasha has already posted her “What-To-Do’s” for the weekend. Never fear. I still have my picks to share as well.
Friday
Make a doormat out of all the melted flip-flops you’ve tore through so far this summer.
Saturday
Cool off your...
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WatchTexas Trip: Henryetta
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WatchTexas Trip: Pocahontas Turnpike
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WatchTexas Trip: Pilgrim’s Head
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WatchTexas Trip: Pittsburg
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WatchTexas Trip: Gilmer
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“I just became the mayor of Peachwave on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c6xjIt”
– DaveTheAlbino
WatchThe Worst of Walmart
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The Worst of Walmart
The Worst of Walmart can never be depicted on a website for the world to see. No. The worst of the worst happens to be far too covert to be captured by a telescopic lens. They dawn no mullet, no sleazy tube top, nor Willie Nelson-esque bandana. They are the evolutionary byproduct of years gone by. Their predecessors were Avon selling, scrapbooking, Tupperware partying, stay-at-home and sniff...
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WatchFinally someone calls Obama to the carpet.
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TDT PICKS
FINALLY! I have my picks online before Tasha has her post up. It’s because she’s sick, but I won’t hold that against her. Here’s my picks.
Friday
Visit Downtown and shoot bottle rockets into ONEOK FIELD at drunkards leaving the game during the fireworks display.
Saturday
Go into one of the new Gen3 Quiktrips, get yourself a hotdog, and demand that you “Want...
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Aw(e)ful Pics of Jesus: Roots
Okay so Jesus is a Ricky Williams look-alike tied up like a cast member of Roots? I’m confused. Jesus was a Jew. Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jew. Jesus definitely looked more Netanyahu than WuTang. Oh and, notice he’s not beaten up at all, even though it shows he’s being whipped and crucified. Nice touch. Now, untie that young man, toss him a Gatorade, and suit him up. I...
WatchIn-depth interview with Richard Roberts, former President of ORU. Please give your thoughts. I’m interested on where everyone stands on this issue.
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Interview with an Albino
What is your favorite city?
TULSA by far! But outside Tulsa, I’ve really liked Atlanta and St. Louis.
What is your favorite place to get some ice cream?
Peachwave isn’t ice cream but it’s my favorite cold treat
What is your Dream Car?
I have 4 and each would serve a different purpose. BMW M3 Coupe - Ford Taurus SHO - Ford Flex - Jeep Commander
If you could have one food...
This song has been stuck in my head ALL DAY!...
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“@REALchrisdavis:
@DaveTheAlbino:
well Follow Friday is almost over and I...”
Mickey Rourke as Johnny Depp
Sometimes I wonder if Mickey Rourke has spent the last 3 years of his life researching to play the role of Johnny Depp.
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Aw(e)ful Pics of Jesus: Crazy Abs
Jesus has some weird looking abs.
BP Oil Spill: The Dream Team
This is a map I generated from the site http://www.ifitwasmyhome.com. It shows what the impact of the oil spill (by size) had it happened in Tulsa. Crazy huh?
It seems like nobody has a real solution to clean this mess. So, I’ve decided to assemble my “Dream Team” for fixing this catastrophe.
Aquaman : Super Hero - In charge of helping the sea-dwelling types...
WatchI’ll be performing my BIG set on June 14th at Joe Momma’s Downtown Tulsa 9:30pm - See you there!
WatchThe new park on 41st and Riverside is freakin’ sweet! They have this awesome new spinner seat, and Abigail gave it a test run… See for yourself.
WatchMy buddy Rob Beckley (Front man for Pillar) performs a cover each and every week at Lifechurch.TV where he’s the Worship Pastor. I just happened to have my camera ready for this one, and thought I’d share.
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TDT PICKS
Tasha’s good. She’s REAL good. She’s managed to post her “What To Do in Tulsa This Weekend” before I could get my TDT PICKS online for the past two weeks. I guess that makes her a better blogger than me. (Someone tell me something I didn’t already know.) Anyways, I know it’s too late for a wager on whether she covers one of my picks or not, but I...
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Aw(e)ful Pics of Jesus: Children Stars
Jesus stopped by Nickelodeon’s Summer Kickoff Party in Hollywood. The party is hosted each and every year as a way to celebrate the start of summer break for millions of children across the country. The party is notorious for it’s roster of A-List child stars, and this year did not disappoint.
Jesus was very excited to meet Dora the Explorer, and to discover she’s a REAL...
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Albino Wars: Baloney vs Dave 2
If anyone could ever doubt my Pallid Supremacy it is, without a doubt, my dearest friends The Coopers. Their son, Morgan, is a genuine albino. His skin is as white as a roll of Quilted Northern. But, it appears that Morgan isn’t the only person who’s had their issues with my paleness.
Enter Baloney. She’s upset that I won the crowd participation vote to be crowned...
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McLinky: Why I Blog.
I vaguely remember a “Double-Dog-Dare” from fifth grade that pitted me up against my arch-nemesis at the time, the Hot WarHead. The tongue-thrashing power of 10 Atomic Fireballs could hardly match the pain induced by one of these jawbreakers of doom. And I was faced with a challenge to cram, not one - but TWO - into each of my cheeks. That would rack up a staggering FOUR Hot...
