- Here is Mr. Lynch’s original comment - @mattIynch: Hey@justblack81 and @bweeden3 r yall getting on an airplane before bedlam? Hopefully. #planecrash #die - Here is my response to this comment - Dear Mr. Lynch, Far be it from me to heap more condemnation on someone who has the capacity to parade around the Twitter jungle dressed as penguin, but in your case I will most certainly make...
Don’t let the bad guys win. Keep your Facebook. I will not let you fail.
I HATE COMMERCIALS
and that is why I started commercialSuckFest.tumblr.com today. What commercials do you hate?
Social Media Experts
<soapbox> I’m putting this out there for what its worth, but my HONEST opinion is that ANYONE who calls themselves a Social Media Expert deserves a throatpunch because they’re full of crap and they need to check their ego. No, not even if you have 1 Million Twitter Followers. Not even if you have 4 Million LIKES. You aren’t an expert. It’s impossible to duplicate...
You know it’s been a long day when you cropdust the entire adjacent help...– @davethealbino
20 Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch Twilight
20. Rub the Swine Flu directly onto my forehead like a stick of HeadOn. 19. Spend an entire weekend listening to Paula Abdul talk about her fascination with the Stereo Hogs. 18. Use a potato peeler to shave my mustache. 17. Have my voice replaced with Michele Bachman’s for an entire month. 16. Scrape the dead skin off my feet and sprinkle it over my spaghetti dinner. 15. Dye my hair...
This morning, I looked down on my pallid forearms as the Breaking Dawn of another insane Friday was upon me. I glistened. Twas better than any vampire movie I’ve ever seen… you know… except for the Blade with Triple H. That was badass.
*UPDATED ADDRESS* When filling out your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Holiday Mail For Heroes PO Box 5456 Capitol Heights, MD 20791-5456 Seriously. Do it.
The New Pet
I have a new pet. It’s a peeve. Mommy Bloggers who bought an awesome camera so they could become professional bloggers… realizing they couldn’t become professional bloggers, they took up their really awesome cameras and instinctively come to the conclusion that instead of being professional bloggers they’re actually professional photographers. You know who you are. ...
My Best Advice: Dealing with Drama
I call some people TNT because they know drama. Of course, if you’re Rob Dyrdek, you’re related to Drama. But that’s not the point. The point is that life lessons are learned in the midst of drama, and without those lessons none of us would have enough character to brave the world we live in. I know that its wildly unpopular to have drama in our lives, especially drama which is...
I Don't Care Why or IF You Follow Me.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A 'EFF, MARRY, PARTY WITH' IN...
thatchicmichelle: I got nothing else to do. Meh, me neither.