December 2011
53 posts
House of Reps.. Really? Wow.
If you know me, you know I’m a conservative. That leaves me taking the side of Republicans more often than not, but after what happened today in the House of Representatives I am sickened.
Rep. Hoyer (D-MD) made a motion for a vote on the Senate’s payroll tax cut extension, which would extend the lower rates for another two months. Republicans have said their reason for not accepting the...
The Things I go Through at Work
Here’s just an example of what I have to go through.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet...
Peeves, the other White Meat
Fast Food: It’s not bad enough that I have to struggle to find the words that an ambiguously-gendered, zombie-faced, middle-school dropout will comprehend with great precision. I don’t need you to completely disregard my original order. Once I’ve made an effort to break away from the flimsy, harshly-lit menu beaming radiant florescent across a drab grease hole I suggest you, at...
School WIN!
In the “I can’t believe this actually happened, but I laughed so hard because it did” News,
A school in Chicago held a fundraiser in which they played Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat at the highest possible decibel level during passing periods and at lunchtime.. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. BABY BABY BABY OOOH!
The music played until the students raised...
uless asked: We see eye to eye on Rick Perry now?! ;)
“The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems...”
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Reoccurring Dream
I thought I would never share this outside a handful of close friends, but today I’ve been consumed with this dream. I’ve been having this dream over and over since I was sixteen years old. Every time I have it, things become more crisp and vivid. Details begin to occupy spaces and places that were once entirely too vague to leave an impression. And, unlike a lot of the dreams I have,...
On Social Media Experts...
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I recognize that this opinion may be unpopular and even a bit hypocritical considering that I’m fresh off a Blogger Meetup this evening, but I have to get this off my chest. Oh, and dont worry, I checked with the real deal, and she agrees.
THERE ARE NO SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERTS
Do you hear me, you pretentious DoucheLords?
I’m tired. I haven’t slept in a long LONG...
“CON: I have the hottest (temperature) desk in the office. PRO: Whenever I get...”
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