Hey, I’m Dave. I like sharp crayons, shiney gadgets, strawberry milk, moleskin journals, and awkward silence. I vicariously live through Kick Buttowski, and channel my inner Dennis Miller every time I have to wait in a line. I drive into strange neighborhoods to get lost. I prefer the company of perfect strangers. Some times I brush my teeth with my left hand so I can pretend someone else is doing it for me. I eat cottage cheese with peaches because someone has to. I munch on candy canes and smile way too much. I draw on my arm because I can’t make a decent tattoo decision, and I have an incredible Mickey Mouse impression. I cant go to the mall without smelling every scent in Bath and Body Works. I mess with people at the grocery store. I blow bubbles on my lunch break, I buy my clothes at JC Penny and I eat Chick Fil-A three times a week. I don’t fish, and I can’t hunt. I don’t own any camo. I don’t take orders, and I’m no mamby pamby. I take Dayquil at night. I smack my gum, I hog the remote, and I am in love with my DVR. Every morning I do three jumping jacks so the day wont be a waste of deordorant. I crack my knuckles, love burnt pizza, and have a love affair with mullets that cannot be explained. I teach Photoshop and I bend pixels while everyone else is sleeping. I make the world shine, literally. My skin is nearly reflective. I’m a walking disco-ball. I dont own a tool box. I can’t make it through a weekend without watching Phineas and Ferb. I am infatuated with Ellen Degeneres and fascinated by the comedy of Gaffigan, CK, and Hedberg. My “idols” are Steve Martin, Bill Cosby, and Dennis Quaid. I refuse to eat a burger without bacon. I take my cheese melty and never stringy. I wrangle code, ride the pony down the aisles at Target, and although I’m a staunch conservative I still think Rush Limbaugh is a joke.Tumblr (3.0; @daveshort)http://daveshort.tumblr.com/Well Tumblr, just wanted to let you know I&#8217;m alive and well here in Oklahoma. There has been...http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/50943264579http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/50943264579Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db2707c436492abd16bede9eb8b2ca90/tumblr_mmkfgaCyso1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing “DoucheCanoe” by Abercrombie & Fitch</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/50069426842http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/50069426842Thu, 09 May 2013 23:36:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3591b916bf64f0fd2f5f8949d94269c6/tumblr_mk0yhu5nYe1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1st Grade #tbt</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/45927608267http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/45927608267Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:08:17 -0500tbt<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a89ba91a4a79472c754900180b4cc6f/tumblr_mjtez5xXIO1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy St. Patricia’s Day</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/45597608919http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/45597608919Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:23:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29dac8a36d62fba3d255a5a105d6cac8/tumblr_mi33y8GmUq1qbumrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/42946591612http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/42946591612Tue, 12 Feb 2013 15:17:49 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c0f95f5470ed467c6a3759a94ca9a38/tumblr_mho1c84am71qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how I do the Super Bowl.</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/42224211723http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/42224211723Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:33:44 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38de888eef93d8c8fe900734be88b0b2/tumblr_mhgp1uwnWU1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Time for Graphic Design mid critique. (at Tulsa Community College)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41898709146http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41898709146Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:25:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06b48b8cb9360e02d40b9e17524f7152/tumblr_mh44b2EwBx1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hanging with the hilarious Steve Mudflap McGrew! (at Loony Bin Comedy Club)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41337486851http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41337486851Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:25:49 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/418361e2585eabb36b3d2d5d6b8d62cc/tumblr_mh3h6xNo9F1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41296116646http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/41296116646Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:06:33 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd182b50c2b1c073fceb674c67b65e0b/tumblr_mghm7ak2vW1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>About to see Crayons Improv (at Agora Coffee House)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/40294059441http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/40294059441Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:47:33 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/351bc7ea02b9c27634991290fbec1b3e/tumblr_mg6hfv8xkw1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Operation Thunder Roadtrip is complete @okcthunder</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39788342832http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39788342832Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:31:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c7fe411728185af687dcdf147feb077/tumblr_mg68ahU7nP1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>finally! Pops! (at Pops)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39772432069http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39772432069Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:13:29 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dc3e839631533f810ea6acfb4a2d8a9/tumblr_mg4dab1rz41qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>looks like I won’t be seeing the Cotton Bowl afterall. THUNDER UP!</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39681467787http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39681467787Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:06:11 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb20c4d28a81aa9c5afb1913336abe43/tumblr_mg0z2njciZ1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>yes, I’ll have the ham sandwich wrapped in funnelcake and smothered in jelly. #montecristo</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39520571624http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39520571624Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:06:23 -0600montecristo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2d1b397e8eea92861268296206f0ba2/tumblr_mfytgqMMK31qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I win at New Year’s. (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39407471907http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39407471907Tue, 01 Jan 2013 15:10:02 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c13d67512c8e33e90740df62bf608867/tumblr_mfuy9smWnV1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LUNCH WITH THE LADIES (at The Brook Restaurant)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39232446162http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39232446162Sun, 30 Dec 2012 13:03:28 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f62269771b3c90fe089da36dbaf8a303/tumblr_mfutuvRF3M1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I LOVE MY CHURCH! (at LifeChurch.tv)</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39225499128http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39225499128Sun, 30 Dec 2012 11:28:07 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/492daabc51f3311e64c077958d0abca8/tumblr_mftem1wWr61qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>all the proof of Heaven I need.</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39162179226http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/39162179226Sat, 29 Dec 2012 17:01:13 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3303aee4a41091827f844f3538002a/tumblr_mffviuGXLN1qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Walking in a Winter Wonderland</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/38546643190http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/38546643190Sat, 22 Dec 2012 09:40:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/833958aaa0e3f2b70bf609d5edb57d1c/tumblr_mfewd2dl261qz61bxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Simply having a wonderful Christmas time</p>http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/38514074108http://daveshort.tumblr.com/post/38514074108Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:00:38 -0600